- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Guess what.. chicken butt

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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