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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Black History Month

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What is 2+2? 4!

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

i have yougurt with tractor

You know what sucks? Yes.

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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