What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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