- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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