how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Spell: “This word”

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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