a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

I like pom

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Penis

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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