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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

A black man in a country bar.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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