Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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A seal walks into a club.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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