- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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