whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

fruit salad?

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

where are you?

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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