Zach Barlow

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Thanks

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Life is an elephant, get married.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

your mother hates you

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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