- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

your mother hates you

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Ted Haggard.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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