- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 2+2? 4

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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