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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

hey guys what's up?

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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