Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

Which is longer? A rope...

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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