- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

penis

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Strawberries!

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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