Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

thumb_up thumb_down -7

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Proof reading

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops