- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What's worse than eating cows. Death

bitches be crafty.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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