- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

That's not what she said.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

vaginas

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

Why did the baby die? Abortion

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

K.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

Do you know what's not right? Left.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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