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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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