whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Mitt Romney penis

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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