A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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