What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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