A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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american government

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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