Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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I ponder

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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This is not an anti joke.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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WNBA

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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