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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Yes.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Women Driving.

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24

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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