- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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