- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

i dont like chris

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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