A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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