Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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woman's rights

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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