What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

whats black? a black man

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

this is not a joke

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

You read the Terms of Service.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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