Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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lol a man is drowning

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Women's rights.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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captcha: all yer base

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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