whats 2+2? 4

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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knock, knock. come in.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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Spotto

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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canaan and mallory

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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