There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Obama

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

So a baby seal walks into a club...

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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