- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Wy did the chicken?

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

I LIKE TRAINS

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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