Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Snooki

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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