Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Do you know what's not right? Left.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

K.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

learn the ropes?

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

i cant think of one.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

LOL May Wong

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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