Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Badgers are cool

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Colby Michael Schluter

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Lil' Wayne

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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