Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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