Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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Men's Sports

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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We are lawyers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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