Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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PENIS

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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