- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

crap!!

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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