- Anti Joke

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

This is a joke setup.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test