Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Woman rights.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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