what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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you just contradicted yourself.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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