- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Worst joke ever

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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