Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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hi

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Hey Shea

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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