- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Womens rights.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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