How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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