How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Wy did the chicken?

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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lol a man is drowning

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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