- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Women's rights.

What did the man without a tongue say...

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

How did the girl die? 25.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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