- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

squirrels with massive bonerss

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

modern love

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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