what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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twilight

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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pickle sniffer

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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