So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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