Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Obama

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Your mama's so fat.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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