What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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I ponder

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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knock knock who's there aids

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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