- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

You smell like shit

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

whats 2+2? 4

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