- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

your father died

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Zach Barlow

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