how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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vaginas

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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