- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Well educated black man.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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