I was so fat I went on a diet

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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