Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees an officer standing on a street corner and a pile of burning rubble behind him. He asks the officer what happened and he replies "A bomb fell from the sky and annihilated the city orphanage. 214 children were killed and two nearby families of 3 and 6 were severely injured and are now in the hospital with no hope of survival." The man was found dead later that week with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Where do you live? In a house

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Well educated black man.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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