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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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